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My favourite mutual, the kindest most funny person to exist and you all better follow her and join her harem. She is also so unbelievably sexy and hot.
Person 1: Who is rezes.wifey?

Person 2: Rezes.wifey is the swaggiest, coolest person you will meet on TikTok with the best content as well.

Person 1: Cool😎
by Imveryhot_ May 30, 2021
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Sep 16 Word of the Day
(noun) A successful type of theft which results in an acceptable, impressive and rewarding payday for the protagonist.
Last night, hit a good lick. I brought home three figures easy for about two hours worth of my time. Not too bad I don't think.
by Nikki Stixx January 18, 2021
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A person who abused their fans and calls them uncle loving sex Havers . This discover was founded when they tried to ask their followers to “debate” them over who get to edate johnny depp. After losing the debate on discord she ate johnys ass out.
rezes.wifey is why I failed my edate.
rezes.wifey makes it hard for me to speak to men.
by Mytoesourares May 30, 2021
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Hottest bitch out there, famous tik toker with a bit of an attitude
rezes.wifey is so hot
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To have or leaning towards an attraction to the sandman of Hotel Translavaina. This has no known cure as of now but it’s being searched for.
I’m feeling so rezes.wifey right now
by AcaciabAka May 30, 2021
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Rezes.wifey is a celebrity. She is beautiful, gorgeous, stunning, amazing, incredible, not atrocious, bright, charming and wifey
Rezes.wifey was giving that sucky sucky 3000 with an extra mini toaster on the side fliky coochy Munchy punchy glock to her wife Smelliehoe in the back room.
by smelliehoe May 30, 2021
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