The revision game is played by students in the days before a major exam, in which everyone lies about the amount of revision they have done, typically claiming to have "not opened a book".

It may be a form of psychological warfare, designed to put others off their guard by appearing to be less competitive than one really is.

An alternative theory is that the revision game is a more co-operative phenomenon, where everyone lies about how much revision they have done to boost the confidence of their peers, and their peers do the same in return.

For whatever reason, all students are compelled to play the revision game, despite a mutual understanding that it is all just a bluff.

You've reached exam time and you definitely should have been revising up to this point so you arrive at the inevitable result of having to force yourself into a deep state of learnings. The coma is usually brought on by a deep sense of fear and usually occurs after a fortnight of procrastination.

when you're revising a history exam and you only revise parts of the course and ignore the others. For example if you have materials from 1850-1950, you would only choose to spot revise 1850-1900.

revising while watching various uplifting YouTube clips, texting as well as occasionally checking your tumblr dashboard.

It's usually followed by deep regret.

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corporate jargon for: fix this shit you sent me

Any update to a product that is sold in the same model designation as the previous variation.

A large increase in fat around the abdominal area due to less fitness and more time sitting in a chair every day because of impending exams.