The opposite of giving gifts...stealing them.

Briefly, "the realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own." Originally from the Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows, which has a lot more beautiful neologism definitions like this you might enjoy.

Sex position where both people are upside down in a small space (like a chimney) usually with at least one person wearing a Santa suit

The act of crushing infant status people. Sitting on someone's lap who is of infant size in comparison to your hugeness.

A racial term for African Americans, meaning Santa is big white and leaves stuff in your house and black people do the opposite

Sex position where both people are upside down in a confined space (like a chimney) with at least one person in a onesie of some kind

When your Druncle sits on your lap. When he finally gets up, you’re going to have a warm and moist lap.