A combination of "retarded" and "turd";
an adjective to describe someone you really dislike, or think is plain stupid.
Noun: Returd
an adjective to describe someone you really dislike, or think is plain stupid.
Noun: Returd
by Reba Dee September 06, 2008
A word to describe someone who has fallen onto some dog turd and accidently swallowed some... thus putting them in a coma for 6 weeks and rendering them a retard for the rest of their life.
"I'm really returded, fell in a dog turd when I was five and now I pay people to drink my drinks, and then buy another one"
by foxwoot September 19, 2006
by Ad:for:peru March 19, 2009
by Da Sperminator January 22, 2011
A piece of shit that returns to the toilet bowl after a flush. Usually associated with a massive dump or a weak flush, or both. Combination of return and turd.
by yes juanito yes May 16, 2015
by gibzzz March 22, 2007
by Peckerama April 04, 2008