(Verb) : see also retifism

*to retif.

To skeet skeet over a new pair of fresh kicks. The act of
Physical ejaculation when have purchased and first put the left foot into a new fresh pair of swag nikes.

1. I just retif all over dem kicks.

2. I'll need a napkin cause when I put on these nikes there's gonna be a skeetsplosion.

3. "Oh my god, look at these shoes"

See also retifism

A polite term for shoving a lubricated probe into the Earth's hole to release gas.