Extremely hungover, unthinkable head pain caused by copious amounts of alcohol. Retiefed originates from the South African golf kingpin Retief Goosen who was once struck by lightning.
Q: How do you feel this morning after consuming copious amounts of alcohol?
A: I'm feckin' retiefed!
A: I'm feckin' retiefed!
by fandeath July 14, 2011
An absolute unit of a white man. Son of skippydinglechalk, heir to the throne of poes-naai-ville. He shall bring us salvation from the evil bread people.
by Potato master 36 April 19, 2021
The fattest Ugliest slut whore in america and probably the world. he loves a good spanking and has a massive black cock. he also has aids!
by Dylan Spencer 69 April 26, 2020
Danielle Retief is used as a slang word for that girl who always sayin something deep. The middle of a normal conversation could be occurring, and she gets everyone thinking. She always one thought ahead, but one step behind. People may jump to conclusions about her, but she's just on a whole other level. Do you know a Danielle Retief?
"Why are you staring off into the distance and not paying attention to our conversation? Are you pulling a Danielle Retief?"
by professor retief December 03, 2019