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Retarded spelling of 'retard'
<KlingonKnight> HAR GHA URA SUK @ HAXORING
<Buttock> And?
<KlingonKnight> SHATAP URA RETART
by Bastardized Bottomburp May 11, 2003
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May 4 Word of the Day
A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
Dude 1: Bro I just got Arnold Schwarzenegger’s number!
Dude 2: Carpe DM, bro, Carpe DM.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020
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retart for the dumb fucks who cant spell retard and claim that retart is actually the real way to say it and spell it. RETARD IS THE REAL WAY TO SPELL IT AND SAY IT. RETARDS.
Jon: you are such a retart.
Dave: dont you mean retard? you retard.
Jon: no wtf is retard? its retart.
by ischoolu August 07, 2008
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A morons way of saying RETARD...

Dave- Hey retart
Amanda- Hey Dave I think you wanted to say retard!
Dave-your being such a retart!
by Mara Dream June 14, 2008
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v
1. Microwaving an already toastered pastry, such as a Toaster Strudel or Pop Tart.
n
1. Someone who has had sex so many times, they have transcended "tart".
2. Any object that has been retarted.
My toaster sucks, Imma have to retart this biYATCH.

Your mom is such a retart.

I'm gonna eat this retart, and like it too!
by Del the Funky Homosapien November 11, 2004
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used for a person that is incapable of spelling "retard"
Your a retard. I mean, how could you not spell retard right?! Retart?! COME ON.
by SmartPersonThatCanSpellRetard February 20, 2010
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1) A retarded way of spelling retard.
2) A retarded tart.
3) a reheated tart.
White trash redneck #1: "They took'er JERBS"
White trash redneck #2: "Fuckin' RETART! Der terkerJERBSSS"

As Jenny finished sucking the 11nth guys cock, Jimmy exclaimed,"Man, what a RETART"

Lucy reheated the scrotum poptart from earlier.
by Eggpoop October 15, 2013
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