Jul 26 Word of the Day
Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.
Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.
Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.
Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.
by Deus-ex-machina August 26, 2020
2
retart for the dumb fucks who cant spell retard and claim that retart is actually the real way to say it and spell it. RETARD IS THE REAL WAY TO SPELL IT AND SAY IT. RETARDS.
Jon: you are such a retart.
Dave: dont you mean retard? you retard.
Jon: no wtf is retard? its retart.
Dave: dont you mean retard? you retard.
Jon: no wtf is retard? its retart.
by ischoolu August 07, 2008
4
v
1. Microwaving an already toastered pastry, such as a Toaster Strudel or Pop Tart.
n
1. Someone who has had sex so many times, they have transcended "tart".
2. Any object that has been retarted.
1. Microwaving an already toastered pastry, such as a Toaster Strudel or Pop Tart.
n
1. Someone who has had sex so many times, they have transcended "tart".
2. Any object that has been retarted.
My toaster sucks, Imma have to retart this biYATCH.
Your mom is such a retart.
I'm gonna eat this retart, and like it too!
Your mom is such a retart.
I'm gonna eat this retart, and like it too!
by Del the Funky Homosapien November 11, 2004