by Cletus Nelson March 19, 2005
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1. A person with intense concentration but lacking in intelligence to grasp the problem / situation at hand.
2. Extremely annoying well meaning person who cannot infer, differentiate or recognize paradox. Generally caused by cultural isolation and in-breeding.
3. A person who oversimplifies a problem or situation in such a way thereby masking the problem at hand.
4. A extremely dumb person, who is surrounded by other extremely dumb persons and therefore can only view the world in a dump-consensus.
2. Extremely annoying well meaning person who cannot infer, differentiate or recognize paradox. Generally caused by cultural isolation and in-breeding.
3. A person who oversimplifies a problem or situation in such a way thereby masking the problem at hand.
4. A extremely dumb person, who is surrounded by other extremely dumb persons and therefore can only view the world in a dump-consensus.
Michael cannot understand that people have different ways
of doing the same thing. He is such a swiss retard.
The man at the checkout was so irritating, he kept asking me the same question over and over with a sick psycho smile.
What a swiss retard!
The man driving gave extra gas when he saw people were crossing the street against the light, was a typical swiss retard.
of doing the same thing. He is such a swiss retard.
The man at the checkout was so irritating, he kept asking me the same question over and over with a sick psycho smile.
What a swiss retard!
The man driving gave extra gas when he saw people were crossing the street against the light, was a typical swiss retard.
by gbradssg hujwsmu December 31, 2011
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When one believes anything they see on their TV without checking it through. Then goes and says retarded off-topic shit
***ACTUAL CONVERSATION***
Grandma: How come the Dems can fund Sound Barring walls, but not the border wall?
Me: *laughs* wow grandma you sound so Politically Retarded right now.
Grandma: How come the Dems can fund Sound Barring walls, but not the border wall?
Me: *laughs* wow grandma you sound so Politically Retarded right now.
by Arianna_red22 July 29, 2018
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Mr. Garrison: “ What’s 5x2?”
Clyde: “12?”
Mr. Garrison: “Okay, now let’s try to get an answer from someone who’s not a complete retard.”
Clyde: “12?”
Mr. Garrison: “Okay, now let’s try to get an answer from someone who’s not a complete retard.”
by YourTypicalTeenager October 27, 2017
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A person whose brain only has half of all functionality leaving them retarded in the other half. Still can be reffered to as Retards
by Dolan the Duck May 03, 2018
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*Guy falls over and takes out two people, but manages to not spill a drop of his beer.*
Person 1: Dude, did you fucking see that?!?
Person 2: Holy shit, that was retarded boss.
Person 1: Dude, did you fucking see that?!?
Person 2: Holy shit, that was retarded boss.
by Phlil February 25, 2010
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by evan martin123 January 09, 2018
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