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Ridiculous to a retarded level. Something so stupid it's beyond any sane reason to do it.
That was retardiculous to try and steal a live lobster by stuffing it down your pants and trying to walk out of the store!
by Atakith December 20, 2016
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Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.
by Deus-ex-machina August 26, 2020
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The combination of retarded and ridiculous. When something is so ridiculous and stupid, the word ridiculous just isn't enough.
The Definition King's definition of "at a job site" is retardiculous.
by Boy Wonder March 31, 2005
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Something that is so retardedly ridiculous it's retardiculous...

I once was about to blurt out the "R" word in front of someone who has a disability. I tried to say ridiculous instead but it was too late...I had already begun to say "Retard...so out came RETARDICULOUS"
used when something is mind blowingly stupid, shocking or awesome...

Used in a sentence; "holy fuck! that is retardiculous!"
by i coined retardiculous April 23, 2010
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A mashup of "retarded" and "ridiculous" meaning the subject is so stupid and silly that it hurts.
Soulja Boy's new video is so retardiculous I almost cried.
by Dysphoriawithcookies February 26, 2008
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something that is unbelievably asinine. wrong on so many levels, though often goes unnoticed by authorities.
This checklist is so redundant. It's retardiculous that we should all have to do this.
by "the ryan" October 12, 2007
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A mashup of "retarded" and "ridiculous" meaning the subject is so stupid and silly that it hurts.
Soulja Boy's new video is so retardiculous I almost cried.
by Dysphoriawithcookies February 26, 2008
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