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The retarded seahorse is when a man puts a seahorse in a toilet and has an erection. He then inserts his erect penis into the water of the toilet and allows the seahorse to gently nibble on the tip
Dave was appalled to find out that his best friend Paul was doing the retarded seahorse.
by unit 47 December 29, 2009
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Referring to women who are sexually or romantically attracted to other women. Applies to both lesbians and bisexual women, as it is only the same-sex attraction that matters, not any other attractions the women may have.

Originates from the Greek poet Sappho, a bisexual woman from the Isle of Lesbos, from which we get the term lesbian.
The sapphic women greatly enjoyed each others company.
by whatisdead June 25, 2015
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