Restricted By Maneuverability.

When due to the nature of taking a shit so massive you cannot move or one that won't pinch off.

Similar to Laying Cable or Chain.

It's borrowed from nautical conditions when a vessel is in a situation where they can't move too much such as towing or dredging
"we need you in the office!"

"I can't right now in Restricted By Maneuverability I'll be free in 5 minutes."
by rolomaturbo March 06, 2019
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