I lost my erection when my girlfriend's parents walked in on us, but then when they started stripping too I got a res-erection.

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak

My mate: Oi, did you fuck 'er last night?
Me: Fuck yeah mate, but I had to do a bit of a reserection. 'Accidentally glanced over at 'er dresser & saw a photo of her mum in a bloody wetsuit.
My mate: How'd you save it, mate?
Me: Looking next to 'er mum & looking at 'er in the wetsuit.
My mate: Fuckin' nice save, mate.

On the third day, Jesus awoke from the tomb with a raging reserection.

Dude, I had a res-erection for 40% of that mass.

before dinner i had an errection but now im starting to get a huge reserection

She said "Oh, honey, its okay. It happens to every guy", but then I had a Res-Erection!