Reciving a friend request on Facebook from a complete stranger.
Usually these come from 3rd world countries or are social losers from your local community, trying to gain respect through their number of Facebook friends.
They might also be Sales Representatives, trying to reach you privately and make an emotional connection.
Usually these come from 3rd world countries or are social losers from your local community, trying to gain respect through their number of Facebook friends.
They might also be Sales Representatives, trying to reach you privately and make an emotional connection.
Facebook Friend Requests (1)
#1: "Dude, who is that kid?"
#2: "Oh, that's the loser from school. Looks like you got a fan request eh?"
#1: "Dude, who is that kid?"
#2: "Oh, that's the loser from school. Looks like you got a fan request eh?"
by Tixzdk November 01, 2010
A word that you use to tell someone you requested someone one facebook, good for when you cant think of how to say friend request
by TheRedBandana March 28, 2009
#1 it's when you go to a restaurant and you request that they bring you a toston.
#2 it's when a male "recostar" "rub" his tallywacker in any part of the women's body.
#2 it's when a male "recostar" "rub" his tallywacker in any part of the women's body.
by Eduardo April 23, 2004
Asking someone or a group of people nicely to do something before you take matters into your own hands.
1. I asked him to make breakfast, as a simple request.
2. I asked her to clean up the mess she made, as a simple request.
3. I asked him to take the garbage out, as a simple request.
4. I asked her to do her homework, as a simple request.
5. I asked him to chew with his mouth closed, as a simple request.
6. I asked her to refrain from talking smack, as a simple request.
7. I asked him to treat others the way he would like to be treated, as a simple request.
8. I asked her to be genuine, as a simple request.
9. I asked him to speak with poise, as a simple request.
10. I asked him to be honest, as a simple request.
11. I asked her to contribute, as a simple request.
12. I asked him to mow the lawn, as a simple request.
13. I asked him to be law abiding, as a simple request.
14. I asked her to help the children, as a simple request.
15. I asked him to muck the barn during morning chores, as a simple request.
16. I asked her to do her own laundry, as a simple request.
17. I asked him to was the car, as a simple request.
18. I asked her to water the flowers, as a simple request.
19. I asked him to walk the dog, as a simple request.
20. I asked them to stop hacking me, as a simple request.
2. I asked her to clean up the mess she made, as a simple request.
3. I asked him to take the garbage out, as a simple request.
4. I asked her to do her homework, as a simple request.
5. I asked him to chew with his mouth closed, as a simple request.
6. I asked her to refrain from talking smack, as a simple request.
7. I asked him to treat others the way he would like to be treated, as a simple request.
8. I asked her to be genuine, as a simple request.
9. I asked him to speak with poise, as a simple request.
10. I asked him to be honest, as a simple request.
11. I asked her to contribute, as a simple request.
12. I asked him to mow the lawn, as a simple request.
13. I asked him to be law abiding, as a simple request.
14. I asked her to help the children, as a simple request.
15. I asked him to muck the barn during morning chores, as a simple request.
16. I asked her to do her own laundry, as a simple request.
17. I asked him to was the car, as a simple request.
18. I asked her to water the flowers, as a simple request.
19. I asked him to walk the dog, as a simple request.
20. I asked them to stop hacking me, as a simple request.
by PineappleJuice March 08, 2015
When an incompetent employee makes continuous, connected, inefficient email requests of a top employee, each one followed by another like a never-ending Matryoshka doll. The expert answers the question or provides the information and the asker makes an follow-up request that could easily have been made as part of the initial question, not unlike a three-year-old in a “Why?” fatal embrace.
It is the electronic version of someone who won’t leave your office, and an example of modern corporate inefficiency. It is also the reason why top people need firewalls to prevent them from bombardments of stupidity. In the past, it was the live executive assistant or receptionist. Now, since most experts are not executives and don’t have administrative assistants screening their email, bumbling, disorganized employees can waste large gobs of (presumably more expensive) time with incomplete request after incomplete request.
It is the electronic version of someone who won’t leave your office, and an example of modern corporate inefficiency. It is also the reason why top people need firewalls to prevent them from bombardments of stupidity. In the past, it was the live executive assistant or receptionist. Now, since most experts are not executives and don’t have administrative assistants screening their email, bumbling, disorganized employees can waste large gobs of (presumably more expensive) time with incomplete request after incomplete request.
Email from incompetent: Hey, can you get me the sales numbers from the third quarter?
Email response from expert: Sure, here they are (attached).
(five minutes later)
Email from incompetent: Hey, can you also send me projections for fourth quarter?
(expert, yelling at monitor): Why didn't you ask for that before? I have a meeting in five minutes and have to deal with an echo request from Dave in Logisitics?! Come on!
Email response from expert: Sure, here they are (attached).
(five minutes later)
Email from incompetent: Hey, can you also send me projections for fourth quarter?
(expert, yelling at monitor): Why didn't you ask for that before? I have a meeting in five minutes and have to deal with an echo request from Dave in Logisitics?! Come on!
by TissPee January 22, 2010
The one thing middle school girls pray for at night.
A great way to make someone feel like they actually have friends.
A phrase which often causes the elderly to become baffled, then irritated, and then baffled again. Frequently accompanied by a facial expression which illustrates confusion.
The downfall of the technological revolution in one term.
The name of a song by the band Evergreen Terrace.
A great way to make someone feel like they actually have friends.
A phrase which often causes the elderly to become baffled, then irritated, and then baffled again. Frequently accompanied by a facial expression which illustrates confusion.
The downfall of the technological revolution in one term.
The name of a song by the band Evergreen Terrace.
Suzie: "I cant wait any longer to check my myspace page!"
Bystander 1: "Why do you think that girl is running frantically into the library?"
Bystander 2: "I have an idea."
Bystander 1: "Yeah, she must be anxious to check her Myspace for New Friend Requests."
Bystander 1: "Why do you think that girl is running frantically into the library?"
Bystander 2: "I have an idea."
Bystander 1: "Yeah, she must be anxious to check her Myspace for New Friend Requests."
by Ecamsan007 August 26, 2009
prime example of today's youths' musical taste, or lack thereof. Just exactly what's wrong with society and why all the other countries hate us (ok, maybe not that)
Dude, Carson Daly is a total kiss-ass. I wish I could land a gig just by calling Kelly Osbourne the best singer ever.
by Alex February 26, 2003