Remoting is were when a guy is sleeping another guy puts a remote up the sleeping guys ass and usually takes a picture of video for future blackmail.
Tom:Last night I was remoting John.
Alice: Oh I bet that pushed his buttons.
by eafy January 28, 2008
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Controlling a computer system from a place other than the computers location.

Accessing a server, computer or network from home.
They were having computer problems. So I remoted in and fixed it.
by IcedOutCat May 13, 2010
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Something that is far away, in a certain way. Often used to describe how different a is from b.
-Playing a guitar is remotely different from playing the drums, you'll never make it! Make it, never! Never it make! You'll never make it!!
-Yes I will dad! Just watch me! *runs off crying*
by Jonas Har En Paraply September 08, 2007
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Adjective:

1. rural, far away, distant, the middle of nowhere.

2. isolated, inaccessible

3. (Of a chance) frail, slim, marginal

4. cold, distant, aloof

Noun:
Abbreviation of remote control, so named because it controls a machine from a distance.
Could you pass me the remote? From here it's remote and the chances that I can reach it are very remote.
by Lorelili March 17, 2011
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a powerful object which is the subject of fierce battle between siblings and roommates.
I put him/her in a head lock so I could get the remote.
by Wolfman 1000 September 22, 2010
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