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The feeling of remorse that you get after masturbating, then realizing the strange things that get you off.
I watched some great tentacle porn online, then entered a deep state of remorsturbation after realizing what I had just done.
by corn hub March 11, 2015
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A polite term for shoving a lubricated probe into the Earth's hole to release gas.
Earth: I'm having trouble passing gas.

People: That's nothing a fracking won't fix.
by onehandcrabbing February 21, 2012
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