A he-rem is a harem of dudes that an attractive woman gathers around her by rationing sexual favors. A common tactic is to be interested in a guy, sleep with him such that he is really interested in her, then say "let's just be friends". If he agrees to this he becomes a member of her he-rem. He will do things for her and give her attention when she requires it, without receiving any sex.
I refuse to join her he-rem. I still have some self-respect.
by skyslysky October 13, 2010
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Some fuckin half a jewby, that likes to grind with the irish jig.Rems pec is lopsided and wotnot like that.
Yo did you see Rem Snyder, that damn jew getting it in the butt from the irish again.
by John Grimaldi April 20, 2005
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The time of the day when TV is at its least interesting: usually anywhere from 12 midnight to about 8 AM on any given day, when the programming you're most likely to see is dull economic news, domestic political fare, and, worst of all, infomercials. REM=rapid eye movement, a stage of the dreaming process.
One thing I hate about being a security guard is having to come home to the REM slot when I want to watch TV!
by pentozali June 13, 2008
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When a girl begins to have sex with you while you are sleeping.
"Hey man, I brought this girl home from the bar and I didnt want to have sex with her so I just went to sleep. Then I woke up with her on top of me."
"You got REM jobbed."
by verbthatnoun February 14, 2014
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The Greatest Player on Star Wars Galaxies Server Corbantis. TKM MF Who Never Loses Duels. Has Beaten 13 Jedis And Has A Bounty of 2,000,000 Credits On Him.
Holy Shit Rems Just Took 2 Jedi!
by Joseph R. Lavet January 20, 2005
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REM stands for rapid eye movement--a sleep stage. A REM job is a colourful euphemism for sleeping--a play on the phrase rim job.
When I get home from work tonight I am gonna get the best REM job!
by Rachel182 May 21, 2007
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Rem Bem is my bubba. Mine only. He’s my whole world i love him sm, to the moon and back.
Rem Bem is my bubba and I’m not sharing.
by Ron Bon <3 February 04, 2021
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