one of the most useless tools in society. Instead of world peace and actually showing kindness to a motherf*cker undeserving so, this is a slow stupid mechanism. Saying Christ be with you, didn't save us from 9/11 and didn't prevent kids in Africa starving and dying from AIDS.
person uno: yo watsup?

religious person: reading the Bible and loving my religion!

person uno slaps religious person upside the face.
by Cara Bella Bee April 25, 2008
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Something sent by G-d, or maybe just other people, to annoy the s*** out of humans and make their lives miserable. Religion is one of the main tools of seperating people. It is also the main cause of war and hate. Still, it's said to be love. There are many different types of religions and even within those religions there are different groups. For example, there are some people who interpret their religion to mean "Stay out of things" while others believe their religion means "Blow up a country, kill innocent people and serve your G-d!"
I doubt G-d's plan for religion was meant to be like this.

I wish religion never existed because when I think about it, my head hurts horribly.
by 0 May 03, 2003
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Something that ruins the world. Religion has caused more suffering and death then anything else.
All the Jews that died in the Holocaust we're discriminated cause of their religion.
by GreatestBryanever October 28, 2007
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1. A form of poison absorbed through one's ears. It consists of little more than lies and illogic.
2. A form a mental retardation in which the infected abandon all sense of logic for magical fairy tales and irrational explanations for events too complicated for the poor, infected fools to comprehend.
3. A lie told often enough to become accepted as truth.
Can God create a stone which he cannot lift?
If so, he cannot lift the stone, and is therefore not omnipotent.
If not, he is also not omnipotent.

Why doesn't God heal amputees? Religion is not real.

Fewer Christians have read the Bible than non-Christians. The reason being that the non-Christians who read the Bible had been Christian at the time, and came to see the contradictions and lack of proof as evidence of its invalidity.
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