Aiden hadn't been laid in three years. He was too busy playing WOW to find a girlfriend. So when a female avatar in the game got half naked and danced, he began releasing the demons. Now his keyboard suffers from stickeys.

"dude, i just shit so hard, I released a demon out of my ass."

Pastor smith- "Billy, why wern't you in church last sunday?"

Billy- "Sorry pastor, but i was in my bathroom releasing demons"...

I had to go to the bathroom and release the demons.

Couldn't focus on work, had to release the demons to get back on track.