Urban Dictionary: release a hostage

release a hostage

Have a bowel movement; dropping the kids off at the pool; taking a shit.

yuuper1: How the hell do you have ice cream and coffee for breakfast?!?
yuuper2: It helps clean me out and release a hostage every day.

by Stinky Brain December 26, 2003

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Releasing the hostages

To describe a man masturbating

"I'll be out of the bathroom in a minute. I'm releasing the hostages."

by Richard December 28, 2003

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release the hostages

(v.) to release a large stool, or series of stools

After eating that burrito, I have to release the hostages.

by Mango January 02, 2003

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release the hostages

another phrase for having to move your bowels

Excuse me everyone I have to go and release the hostages

by polobearsd August 23, 2006

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release the chocolate hostages

to poop. especially in the woods.

release the chocolate hostages! Now!

by ma jones May 17, 2004

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Releasing the chocolate hostages

To take a shit....even though you are leaving it.

Be right back! I have to go negotiate in releasing the chocolate hostages.

by muff man October 02, 2003

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release of chocolate hostages

To take a dump (crap) in the toilet.

Dropping cosby kids off in the pool.

Nathan : Man I need to negotiate the release of chocolate hostages right now.

by Shirlzgetzgirlz September 06, 2006

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