Urban Dictionary: relaxness

relaxative

When someone is feeling stressed or anxious they may be asked to 'take a relaxative' as another way of asking them to calm down. Another way of telling someone to de-stress or not worry so much.

Mike "I'm so worried about this next tee shot."
Big Dog "Mate, take a relaxative and smash it down the middle."

Wife "Are you going to get off your butt and do the yardwork?"
Husband "Geez, take a relaxative - I'll get to it after the football."

by Bettsy_Down_Under November 28, 2010

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relax

Masively popular song of the 1980's by frankie goes to hollywood. Called to be banned by some people (although few-if any banend it) which prompted the phrase frankie says relax

Oh oh
Wee-ell-now!

Relax don’t do it
When you want to go to it
Relax don’t do it
When you want to come
Relax don’t do it
When you want to come
When you want to come

Relax don’t do it
When you want to to go to it
Relax don’t do it
When you want to come
Relax don’t do it
When you want to suck it to it
Relax don’t do it
When you want to come
Come-oh oh oh

But shoot it in the right direction
Make making it your intention-ooh yeah
Live those dreams
Scheme those schemes
Got to hit me
Hit me
Hit me with those laser beams

I’m coming
I’m coming-yeah

Relax don’t do it
When you want to go to it
Relax don’t do it
When you want to come

Relax don’t do it
When you want to suck it to it
Relax don’t do it (love)
When you want to come
When you want to come
When you want to come
Come-huh

Get it up
The scene of love
Oh feel it

Relax relax relax
Higher higher relax

Now’s the time, it’s party time

Hey

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 01, 2004

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The Relaxer

The same exact definition and motion of "The Shocker" (Look it up if you don't know), the only difference being the pinky is rotated in a clock wise circle while engaged in action. This totally relaxes the person receiving therefore bearing the name "The Relaxer".

Janice was surprised when I demonstrated The Relaxer to her. She liked it better than The Shocker.

by Dick Fitzenwell July 10, 2008

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relaxer

Satanic chemical concoction used to kill African hair. It seems few black people are unaware of its unintended, unhealthy side effects and the permanent damage it causes to your fine, gravity-defying locks. It may appear that you're making your life easier, but have you noticed your hair has been the same length since the fifth grade? Have you noticed all the scabs on your scalp? If it's so good for you, why the hell it burn? Wake up and stop being so damn afraid of the hair God gave you. (If any white ppl are confused, relaxers are what black girls put in their hair to make it straight)

I'm insecure about myself and secretly wanna be white... relaxer here I come!

My hair has become so thick and pretty ever since I stopped using relaxers!

by Anon09876 February 23, 2018