The money you put in a birthday card for a family member when you have been to lazy to buy a present
Ive got no money to go out drinking tonight because I had to pay relatives tax
by pseudonames July 4, 2009
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The girl or guy who is the best looking in a small sample of people, such as at a bar or at work, even though they would not be considered a 10 outside of that situation.
Every time I go to a bar I seek out the relative ten and hit on her.
by mrmayhem June 8, 2016
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ReLi764/ReLiXFH also known as ReL was a oldgen member of 764 and XFH Mostly Known For Extorting,Trolling,And Cyberbullying He Was Mostly Active Around 2016-2021 (EXC. When He was in XFH,2022) He Was Fedded Around 2022 But Came Back Later And Retired From EXT Com. He Was Known Back in 2020 in the Roblox Game Dollhouse Roleplay.
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Mostly happens around Thanksgiving or Christmas time when you see your family relatives you haven't seen in a year and it's completely awkward and you have nothing to talk about.
Sitting at the thanksgiving table causally eating my pumpkin pie with my relatives, we have nothing to talk about, its relative awkwardness
by Archibald Jones September 29, 2009
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As it pertains to economic "Law of Diminishing Returns", and Maslow
relative futility is the measure of fucks you are obligated to risk on

a useless venture.
This is reached when the odds of a return on the investment = LESS THAN ZERO
The relative futility of meeting an active brain cell in this dump is absolute,

so I save 10 bucks if I PASS on that useless venture!
Karmic return = Finding 8$ STNG Collector's set "Dixon Hill" and "Gloria"
at nerd shop down the street = "SO MUCH WIN"
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A theory which states that space and time are actually a four-dimensional continuum known as "spacetime", and that gravity is a manifestation of the curvature of the geometry of this four-dimensional spacetime. General Relativity explains the gravitational bending of starlight, how gravity slows down the flow of time, predicts the existence of blackholes, and even predicts the expansion of the universe. The theory was formulated by Albert Einstein in order to incorporate gravity into his theory of relativity.
The famous eclipse experiment of 1919 confirmed Einstein's prediction that light rays would bend in a gravitational field, according to his theory of general relativity.
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Relative Douchidity, also known as RD is a
measuring of douchiness from a relative point, useful for those who are already douche bags, and would like to measure, increase, or decrease their douche levels
Guy one "dude!, how do these glasses make me look like a douche?"

Guy two "you allready ARE a douche"

Guy one "fuck.... well how about my relative douchidity? up or down?"

guy two ".... down man.... just... down"
by welllll fuck January 21, 2009
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