The feeling you have between 45 minutes and 1 hour after eating kfc where you feel sick from the grease
It is an accepted part of eating kfc that within an hour you will generally experience colonel regret unless you are a seasoned colonel veteran
by Browntown154 December 20, 2014
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Deep Regret is the acute anxiety or inevitable apprehension trigged in the average male by the sudden or unexpected appearance of an immensely beautiful girl he innately knows is way out of his League.

The Theory of "Deep Regret" was introduced by Pete, a friend of Adam Young.
When the Woman in the Red Dress passed Neo he suddenly got hit by the Deep Regret.
by jypptonga November 12, 2010
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Commenting or posting on a friend's wall and immediately regretting the action, in fear that they won't appreciate or enjoy the post, so much so that you consider instantly deleting the post rather than suffering awkwardness.
Two hours after posting the video with no comments or likes, Connie immediately was hit with a case of facebook regret.
by Longing for a Like in Lansing January 18, 2011
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Deep sense of moral decay a guy feels after wanking on a Playboy´s Centerfold.
Father... I confess that I regularly wank on Playboy´s Centerfolds.

Yours is a common symptom of pornography of regret.
Don´t worry Son... I used to wank on the photo on Aunt Jemima Buttermilk Complete Pancake & Waffle Mix.

That´s so sick, Father...!

Yeah Son... and well above racist wanking... but the pancakes were a hell of a treat!
by rperazag May 17, 2010
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Deep sense of moral decay a guy feels after wanking on a Playboy´s Centerfold.
Father... I confess that I regularly wank on Playboy´s Centerfolds.

Yours is a common symptom of pornography of regret.
Don´t worry Son... I used to wank on the photo on Aunt Jemima Buttermilk Complete Pancake & Waffle Mix.

That´s so sick, Father...!

Yeah Son... and well above racist wanking... but the pancakes were a hell of a treat!
by rperazag May 18, 2010
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Sex that one will regret later. Can be a result of sex under the influence of alcohol or drugs, or sex with someone who has an STD. Other situations can result in regret sex, though, as long as the fornicator in question regrets the sex they had after they do it.

No one has regret sex on purpose. There is no fetish for regret sex.
Guy 1: Oh, look at Steve, he's going to the bedroom with Carla!

Guy 2: Carla is ugly, and has herpes!

Guy 1: Steve is about to have some SERIOUS regret sex!!
by Maxam4 June 21, 2009
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