by dfgvbyrthbf May 18, 2011
Jerry, I feel awkward pursuing sexual activities because I lost my legs in the war. It's OK, just call a Registered Nurse. I hear they're very professional.
by gogoflystyle85 March 26, 2015
"My new watch came in the mail today. Check it out."
"Whoa bro, you're a registered flex offender now."
"Whoa bro, you're a registered flex offender now."
by DictionaryPapi June 20, 2014
A registered sex offender is a creep who has:
1.) touched small children and/or minors
2.) has raped/touched other people inappropriately and has been identified by the police.
Basically you should stay the fuck away from them.
1.) touched small children and/or minors
2.) has raped/touched other people inappropriately and has been identified by the police.
Basically you should stay the fuck away from them.
by Enter Username Here June 02, 2015
When the owner of an establishment, usually a restaurant or bar, uses/abuses their position as owner and has sex with their employees or customers.
Jeff: "Who's that dude molesting the bartender?"
Pete: "That's Greg, the owner of the hotel."
Jeff: "What, that fucker, shit he has his cock in the cash register."
Pete: "Damn right dude, you gotta be careful with that shit, some bitch is gonna come along and scream sexual harrasment and slam that register door right on his pecker."
Jeff: "No shit, that is going to hurt his johnson and his wallet."
Pete: "True dat."
Pete: "That's Greg, the owner of the hotel."
Jeff: "What, that fucker, shit he has his cock in the cash register."
Pete: "Damn right dude, you gotta be careful with that shit, some bitch is gonna come along and scream sexual harrasment and slam that register door right on his pecker."
Jeff: "No shit, that is going to hurt his johnson and his wallet."
Pete: "True dat."
by Pete Dick January 18, 2008
"My phone won't stop going off."
"Everyone knows Blake is a registered text offender. He sends 500 texts at a time."
"Hey"
"What's Up"
"What are you doing"
"You must be at work"
"hey"
"Everyone knows Blake is a registered text offender. He sends 500 texts at a time."
"Hey"
"What's Up"
"What are you doing"
"You must be at work"
"hey"
by feyonce' August 06, 2014
A common way of saying that one is honest with other people as with thyne self. Another spin on said phrase in that you are always correct and true in your said honesty. The phrase has been seeming to spread like wild fire or a flaming case of herpes at A.A. meetings. One tool says this stupid phrase and everyone starts saying it, like the mother fucker just started some new fad and everyone was to get on the bandwagon.
Tool 1 : Since I've been coming here I have learned to become more honest, you know cash register honest. Now just your normal basic honest will no longer due.
Tool 2 : Amen to that, I feel the same way.
Dude : What the fuck does cash register honest even mean, you two are fuckin retarted.
Tool 2 : Amen to that, I feel the same way.
Dude : What the fuck does cash register honest even mean, you two are fuckin retarted.
by TV CAR March 25, 2010

