by Anonymous December 27, 2002
"I'm a Registered Independent" she quickly offered, a moment after supporting the ripping of babies from their mother's arms, beating and tear-gassing Black Lives Matter protesters, and repeating that the pandemic ravaging America was 'fake news'.
by Monkey's Dad August 9, 2020
A phrase used as a synonym for "Getting drunk and sleeping with numerous women"
(As popularized by internet legend Tucker Max)
(As popularized by internet legend Tucker Max)
Wife: Why were you out so late last night?
Husband: Oh, I was just out registering voters, dear. Nothing to worry about!
Husband: Oh, I was just out registering voters, dear. Nothing to worry about!
by Aylon December 31, 2008
by MooseBooce July 10, 2016
When governments want to discreetly keep a record of “uncooperative” or “selfish” citizens and residents who refuse to be vaccinated against coronavirus, thus hindering their goal for the population to attain herd immunity.
Countries that have set up the C register are mum what they’d do to those vaccine free riders, other than hinting that they’d not expect to be treated the same as those who have come forward to be inoculated in spite of potential health risks.
by MathPlus February 23, 2021
Any situation that interrupts the normal flow of a checkout line — resulting in the cash register and/or cashier metaphorically bursting into flames. Causes include employee incompetence, consumer ignorance or (in rare but highly disruptive circumstances) an actual technical malfunction. Register fires typically strike without warning, usually during peak shopping hours. While a shopper can sometimes spot a register fire in progress and avoid the affected checkout line, most register fires are impossible to predict.
Don’t get in that line. Looks like a register fire.
Some idiot tried to return a CD without a receipt and started a register fire.
Her credit card got declined. Register fire! Abort!
Some idiot tried to return a CD without a receipt and started a register fire.
Her credit card got declined. Register fire! Abort!
by GeyerCom July 20, 2008
by cashole August 24, 2006