a very homosexual male, usually has a broken penis and is barely a non-virgin. although he has many friends he cant escape the loneliness inside of him. faps too much- so much that his mom starts crying whenever she sees him because she's walked in on him too many times.
great friend, loyal, caring about others, says the N word and "fag" too much, gets turned on by everything including the quadratic formula.
god complex, likes the feeling of demonetization.
gay for both drake AND josh from drake and josh.
he also kinda has a bowl cut but he told us not to regard it.
i think thats about it
no example needed we all know
reed im just kidding dont be a sad b0i
"wow, how reed of you to wear a rainbow flag to school!"
by yeetthebaby03 November 13, 2018
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A piece of worthless trash that doesn't even deserve to be in existance. A sorry excuse for a noun, these completely unlikable and dick-wads spend their whole life attempting to end there existance and failing miserably, just like they do with everything else. They are also usually level 1 crooks.
Man 1: wow look at that guy
Man 2: wow what a Reed
by I H8 Reed Johnson January 10, 2019
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A small town not known for its yogurt but more of it's proximity to Ferris State University.
by McSnicker September 12, 2021
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also known as REEDIE!!!
he's so good at soccer, considering how small he is, he's freakin crazy at doing backflips and stuff! We both competed in double dutch in 8th grade!! He's super short, and cynthia is way taller than him!! hehe!
by missdelostrinos October 21, 2003
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short black kid (Supposedly) he would some call him a B-O-A-T-E-R. I found out he hangs out with freshmen but has a posse that follows him around maybe reed is more dangerous then ryans mom after all.

(ryans mom out benched him in the weight room)
by FAT TOM September 04, 2003
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A true douchebag and by far the worst goalie in hockey history. Notorious for his awful body odor and his fat and ridiculous sister.
Johnny sucks tonight ! He let in 9 goals. He's playing like a Reed Gilmore!
by The Messenjah January 09, 2005
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