I took an upper deck in that asshole's toilet, but I still had to poop... so I committed an act of redumption.

"I'll be back from vacation soon. How are my fish doing?"
"Yeah, about that... 😅"

"He went to choke the chicken..."
"But that's animal abuse! How are you guys okay with this?!"
"I don't think that's what he meant by that 😅"

let just say that your GF is your bitch, OK ;-)
you throw her down the stair and you tell her that you dump her.
then she comes back (because she is your bitch) and you dump her again.
she is now under the state of redumption.