"Redneck rodeo" is a sport where, while taking your girlfriend from behind, you put your hands on her shoulders and whisper gently in her ear, "your sister is better at sex, you know" - then see how long you can stay on.
"Honey, sweetie, I didn't mean it, I was just trying 'redneck rodeo' - wait, I need that for work, don't throw -" *CRASH*
by John Whatshisname February 14, 2009
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An embarrassed smile.
"I'll be back from vacation soon. How are my fish doing?"
"Yeah, about that... 😅"
"He went to choke the chicken..."
"But that's animal abuse! How are you guys okay with this?!"
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"Yeah, about that... 😅"
"He went to choke the chicken..."
"But that's animal abuse! How are you guys okay with this?!"
"I don't think that's what he meant by that 😅"
by wasabiMP July 08, 2016
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