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a reddit goblin is a person who lives in the "new" filter of reddit, and downvotes any post they do not agree with in literal seconds of it being live, thus preventing it from gaining any internet points and making it to the front page.
"Damn, those angry reddit goblins downvoted my post within .004 seconds of it being live. Don't they have anything better to do then live on reddit"
by RoundedSquare04 November 30, 2020
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The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).

Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”

There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Billionaires are having a dick swinging space race while the earth experiences record breaking heatwaves that cause sea creatures to literally cook inside their shells. We need planetary quarantine.
by monkeylabor July 14, 2021
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