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the prophecy that one day, a band of long lost jedi would form from the ashes of the 20th century to reclaim what is rightfully theirs. All have one common bond......marijuana.
Also it means one whom smokes, but maintains senses and in some cases those senses are sharpened.
Also it means one whom smokes, but maintains senses and in some cases those senses are sharpened.
by Jeremy Hulsey August 03, 2004
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When you are smoking weed, your eyes glaze over and make you eyes look red. the jedi part is mainly due to the skills of jedis (:
by rawrzkiz July 04, 2009
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When someone is laying on their back passed out drunk during a party, someone pulls down their pants and hovers their asshole directly over the sleeping victims nose. Two people go on each side of the sleeping drunk and scream "Cops!" in each ear. The startling noise frightens the drunk who sits up abruptly and sticks their nose right up the hovering poop shoot.
He won't talk to us because he inhaled a cling-on up his nose when we gave him that red-eye-jedi last weekend
by Joe bald headed granny with a hole in panty September 06, 2007
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Act of stealthily exposing the rim of one's anus to unsuspecting victims, preferably accompanied by a Star Wars-themed joke, like "The Death Star will be completed on schedule" in one's best Darth Vader voice.
by Yo Duh August 14, 2012