by drb350 January 18, 2011
Santa's loyal reindeer Rudolph's erect penis that serves the dual purpose of the breaks and rooftop anchor for santa's sleigh.
Rudolph's Red Rocket was in full effect on Christmas night after he noticed blitzen's new boob job and the scent coming from her stench trench.
by Se7en November 15, 2006
by lumps329 January 18, 2009
john" why were you late to work"
rich" oh i had morning wood and had to perform some red rocket maintenance
rich" oh i had morning wood and had to perform some red rocket maintenance
by kid ravioli January 19, 2009
IT'S STILL A TRAP!
A "Red Rocket Chick" (not to be confused with Rocket Chick, which is your standard Rocket Chick is identical to its standard counterpart but includes some additional criteria. The most obvious being that they are a furry, and commonly dress up in fur suits to "invoke their true nature." They also accompany themselves with a fake dog penis involved with sexual interactions.
Basically, a furry trap.
A "Red Rocket Chick" (not to be confused with Rocket Chick, which is your standard Rocket Chick is identical to its standard counterpart but includes some additional criteria. The most obvious being that they are a furry, and commonly dress up in fur suits to "invoke their true nature." They also accompany themselves with a fake dog penis involved with sexual interactions.
Basically, a furry trap.
Degenerate 1: "Dude, check out this furry chick I found online."
Degenerate 2: "That's hot, but make sure you're not dealing with a Red Rocket Chick
Man 1: "What the fuck is wrong with you two
Degenerate 2: "That's hot, but make sure you're not dealing with a Red Rocket Chick
Man 1: "What the fuck is wrong with you two
by [insert clever joke] August 04, 2019
Red Rocket Productions is a comedy group based out of Denver, CO. The group contains Denver comedians Andrew Raschke, Derrick Rush, and Aaron Maslow. The group's website, www.redrocketproductions.net, contains sketch videos, stand-up comedy videos, blogs, interviews with Denver based comedians, and more.
Rod: Hey, did you see that new video from Red Rocket Productions?
Claude: Yeah, those guys are funny as fuck.
Claude: Yeah, those guys are funny as fuck.
by RRPFan January 28, 2012
A mental disorder where your too horney to control your arrection. This usually results in a"Moose Knuckle" (Buldge) or worse.
- See "Moose Knuckle" for further explanation.
- See "Moose Knuckle" for further explanation.
Boy- Oh little Jimmy seemed awfuly happy to see you today!
Girl- Yea, I could tell from his Red Rocket Syndrome... His boner poked me when I hugged him...
Girl- Yea, I could tell from his Red Rocket Syndrome... His boner poked me when I hugged him...
by howhardcanyousuckyourowndick July 08, 2011