1. the annual meeting of Oklahoma vs. Texas in football at the Cotton Bowl in Dallas. The stadium is half crimson and half burnt orange.

2. the asskickin' Oklahoma gives Texas every year.

3. something Mack Brown and the rest of the Texas Shorthorns fear every year.

4. a annual embarassment for Texas.
Oklahoma will continue to dominate the Red River Shootout as long as Mack Brown is the coach of Texas.
by Kevin July 27, 2004
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Abbr. RRR

1. Name for a pussy during menstration

2. The only BBYO region with any balls. Home of all of the things BBYO is not: Hooking up, causing shit and getting juiced. Includes Manitoba & Nunavut.
1. Fuck, that sluts red river region just ruined my pants.

2. Remember that kid who licked his own shit, and downed it with the regional board's spit? He was from the RRR.
by Golden RAG November 08, 2007
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The act of eating a lady out while she is on the rag.
Bill is nasty. I heard he was drinking from the red river last night.
by 517 November 10, 2008
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A game played once a year in which Oklahoma makes themselves feel good by beating a badly coached Mack Brown team before subsequently losing to someone else in their conference championship and/or a bowl game.
"Wow, Oklahoma really beat Texas good in that Red River Shootou redneck fest."
"Yeah, guess it was nice until Kansas St. and LSU dirt rolled them."
by mickeyfickey December 30, 2004
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The Red River Steamboat is when someone places the bottom of their cup in ketchup, then asks a restaurant worker for a refill. The worker puts his hand around the bottom of the ketchup--OH NO!!! Ketchup on his hand!
It took forever to get our food, so we got the waitress back by using the ol' Red River Steamboat.
by Hank Gerald March 09, 2005
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