when one gets with a bird and finds a tampon in. after finding it they persist to pull it out and finger the bird followed by going down and munching on the red carpet.
Ben: i had a ruff night last night i ended up red river slurping.
by fat boi, uncle Bob and Wylie September 29, 2006
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When a man has a threesome with two menstruating women who are vying for his love and affection.
There's a real Red River Rivalry going on between Tom, Sue, and Sally.
by Donnie Walnuts October 17, 2009
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Crusty, dried blood stuck to the surrounding area of a woman's vagina during, or just after, her menstral cycle.
Before I munch some box, you've got to get rid of that Red River clay.
by Kingster September 23, 2005
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This is when a man goes down on a female's genitalia while she is going through her monthly cycle
by Bizzfirm November 22, 2017
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The act of putting one's penis into a loose woman on her period.
Even though Levi's girlfriend was on her period, he decided to go Red River Rafting and plunged into that pussy.
by KING KOONCE February 08, 2013
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When two female women on their periods scissor.
Donna and Bethany’s bedroom looked like a crime scene after a passionate Red River Shootout.
by Barry McCocks October 10, 2020
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