Urban Dictionary: red river

When the red river flows, take the muddy path.

by BigPimpDaddy May 07, 2004

When the red rivers flowin', Take the muddy back roads.

Dude, you don't wanna go there this week. I hear the red river is flowing, You need to go up the muddy back roads.

by cowboy-russell November 13, 2005

You can run the Red River, just don't drink the water!

by roast November 15, 2002

When a Female Has Her Period while wearing white pants and forgets to use a tampon and the blood runs down here legs.

Me: Hey dood, Did you see katie?
Him: Yeah man. She was totaly just
Red River all up on 'dem pants
Me:Yeah 'dat shit it fuckin' Nasty.
Him: No shit.

by Big Nig Aaron May 14, 2005

the Red River is wen girl on her period (mostly notisable when the girls dont where a pad/tampon, or are just realy unclean)

wem battling the red river timmy always remember if the river flows red take the dirt track insted

by AzDel November 05, 2005

Having sex with a woman while she is on her period.

"They're upstairs doing it"
"I thought he said she was on her period"
"I guess it's a Red River Shootout"

by drohrich March 05, 2007

When a guy fucks a girl who is on the rag (menstruating)

(His semen shoots at her red river)

The annual Oklahoma vs. Texas football game is NOT the Red River Shootout; it's the Red River Rivalry!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009