Urban Dictionary: red lobster

A restaurant you order a meal at solely to get the cheddar biscuits.

-------Boondocks Reference-------
Riley: Grandad don't take that ho to Red Lobster
Riley: Wit da chedda biscuitz, no grandad!

Guy: Ummh, this biscuits are so good
Girl: I know, the orgasm they give me surpass anything you have

by hdevonxz July 19, 2006

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When a man penetrates a menstraiting woman, then pulls out and slaps her in the chest and orgasming at the same time, thus leaving a red "lobster" shape and a buttery finish

"Jane is super freaky, she asked my dad to give her a red lobster"

by Kyle Tarrant August 09, 2007

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A special form of fellatio in which the giver uses lots of teeth, and then finishes the recipient off by giving his cock an indian sunburn.

Lobsterfest was alot more fun at the other Red Lobster

by lobsterfiend October 06, 2008

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a sexual act wherein a man fists a menstruating woman and pinches her cervix

"After I removed Jane's tampon with my teeth, she writhed in ecstasy as I gave her a red lobster"

by MJO/BEL September 29, 2006

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To throw a used tampon at someone as an act of defiance.

OMG Suzie she just totally red lobstered you, you skank.

by Jsr95 March 19, 2018

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When a woman with a fishy smelling pussy has her period

Damn dude, did you hear Elena is the new red lobster?

by Flying viper March 06, 2018

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When a man with a bifid penis has sex with a girl on her period making his dual penis appear like the claw of a lobster this is known as the red lobster.

Is that a red lobster? No that's Steve's bifid penis. He just banged that chick that's on the tag.

by ChimneyBandit January 06, 2020

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