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The Red Baron is performed only during menstruation. Make love to your woman wheel-barrow style flying her around the room. You will notice this leaves a red bloody trail. Make airplane sounds for full affect.
A couple flew by us. My girlfriend asked "what was that?" I looked on the ground, saw the bloody trail and said "that was the Red-Baron, baby."
by Jason Spurlock May 29, 2008
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(n.) A person that delights in seeing mechanical disasters, especially plane crashes. Named after WWI german ace who downed over 80 allied aircraft during the first world war. The origianal dogfight king.
osama is such a red baron
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 06, 2004
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The "Red Baron" was the greatest piolet on the side of Germany. He was the best stratigest and he pioleted a completly red fighter-plane, which he gain his fame. The person who killed him is unconclusive for now, but if it was the gun turrnets on the ground that killed him, he had never lost a dog fight(Fight between to piolets)
Red Baron is an important piolet in World history.
by Mike A June 17, 2004
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When the males bell end is over-used and sore it becomes a Red Baron.
"I shoved my Red Baron right into Anita's muffbucket"

"Man, that hole was too tight, I have a red Baron"

"Bitch, can we stop now, I am getting a Red Baron?"
by P.K. Snelling January 14, 2007
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" the woman you are fuckin is on her rag, and just before you blow your nuts ,you bury your cock in her mouth, and the red color from her vaj gives her a moustache like the red baron
"I woke up this morning and when I went to the bathroom I looked like the Red Baron".. "I asked John, to Fuck me hard since I was sailing the horny tomato boat and wanted the Red Baron"
by Jake "Mr. Coogz" January 29, 2009
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A product consisting of tomato paste, old crust and year old vegetables and meat packed into a pizza pie.
"I ate my Red Baron pizza while having a bud*
by Michael Geister October 29, 2002
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1. (n.) A man who presumably flew planes in a fine manner in World War One.

2. (n.) A crap pizza that many school children eat because their parents are too poor.

3. (v.) The act of donning a monocle before sexual congress with a woman who is having her menses. Traditionally, a small yet stylish moustache should be worn as well. The man inflates his chest and walks to the bed with the bearing of a proper gentleman. He then dips at least two fingers into the waiting woman's blood-filled snatch, finger-painting the German cross onto his chest.

The true connoisseur of this maneuver will keep the monocle in his eye until reaching sexual release.
"The Red Baron shot down a bunch of planes once. It is very 'urban' of me to define this term in a serious fashion. I will now ride the subway and watch the History Channel."

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"This Red Baron pizza is flavorful. Unfortunately the flavor is crap."

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"I was about to give this woman the Red Baron last night, however when she saw my monocle she got dressed and fled in a hasty manner. So I put on my robe and wizard's hat."

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"She died when I came and she inhaled my falling monocle."

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"I attempted the Red Baron last night, but she wasn't on the rag. I ended up using some poor man's menses to finish."
by scorpionmintred February 12, 2007
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