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(n) Game played by elementary school children. A tennis ball is thrown against a brick wall.
Anyone is free to catch it. If the person attempting to catch the ball bobbles it, they must run to touch
the wall before being pelted with the ball by another player.
If they are unsuccessful in reaching the wall, the player must stand, facing the wall, whilst each of the other
contestants throws the ball at his rear end.
Anyone is free to catch it. If the person attempting to catch the ball bobbles it, they must run to touch
the wall before being pelted with the ball by another player.
If they are unsuccessful in reaching the wall, the player must stand, facing the wall, whilst each of the other
contestants throws the ball at his rear end.
by keyshaw May 18, 2004
Jul 31 Word of the Day
(noun) A person who sits on the front porch and intimidates, says negative things, or otherwise makes things unpleasant for those nearby.
The boys walked past the house of old man Thompson, the neighborhood porch dick, who always assumed they were up to no good.
by bigweaseldaddy March 08, 2015
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In sports usage: A player that is always pissed off. Usually said off an outstanding player when anything short of perfection isn't good enough. If Randy Johnson gets a win, he should have struck out 15, or have thrown a shut-out, or a no hitter. Basically a red ass is never pleased with his or his teammates performance on most occasions.
Player A: What's eating him, he just went 3 for 4 and we're only a game out of first?
Player B: He's such a red ass that even if he went 5 for 5 and we were 10 games in first he still wouldn't crack a smile.
Player B: He's such a red ass that even if he went 5 for 5 and we were 10 games in first he still wouldn't crack a smile.
by speedork August 18, 2006
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"Where the hell is the waiter? I'm getting a really bad case of redass, yo!"
"How was your date last night?" "Horrible! The deadbeat made me pay for a $100 meal." "Shit, that would give me redass!"
"How was your date last night?" "Horrible! The deadbeat made me pay for a $100 meal." "Shit, that would give me redass!"
by Canadian in hiding March 15, 2006
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Being really pissed off.
Going to that banquet which was supposed to last three hours, but actually lasted five hours really gave me the red ass.
by Michelle May 15, 2003