Urban Dictionary: rectumspect

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The thought of regret one has during the first bowel movement after eating an extremely spicy meal.

My asshole burned so much today when I took a shit, in rectumspect it probably wasn't the best idea to eat those spicy chicken wings last night

by snoopdoggydex February 03, 2013

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Carpe DM

A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.

Dude 1: Bro I just got Arnold Schwarzenegger’s number!
Dude 2: Carpe DM, bro, Carpe DM.

by LolWut098 December 30, 2020

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