Urban Dictionary: rectum

You have optical rectum mengitis. Ben told Travis that he may have optical rectum mengitis in the motel room feb 22 in Dexter mo

by Traviseng February 22, 2021

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Patriotic Cambodian Rectum Piercer

When your S/O sexually inserts a large metal rod into your rectum while reciting the Cambodian national anthem. This action is saved for homophobic couples in Cambodia on August 22nd.

John: Hey big papi can you give me a Patriotic Cambodian Rectum Piercer
Tyrone: Bet nigga

by Cleft lardson April 30, 2021

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Rectum

asshole for the "Intelligent people"

Doctor, his rectum burst

by DADDDBIGheart VANS December 12, 2016

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Rectum

Also known as asswhore; see aswhore.

Tom and Chris. Wanna be OG's, pimps, but really ex lot lizards who banged and fisted their rectums out.

Rectum C and Rectum T, you are such Asswhores.

by TheTermANator April 25, 2021

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Rectumal

Fork up asshole and/or rectum

I got pissed at fortnite and preformed a rectumal

by Yeet64872 December 08, 2018

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Rectumate

Cumming in a womans arse. Like impregnate, but no-one gets knocked up.

I'm going to rectumate her.

by Pigrocks August 20, 2006

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rectum diver

A slang word for a proctologist

Mate, I'm going to the local quack shack to see my rectum diver for the, you know, annual DRE.

by Waddy Yablemiefor February 20, 2016

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