Urban Dictionary: rectum ranger

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A man who keeps patrol of his boyfriend's asshole. Often used in Canada.

"Is that a Mountie over there in the forest?"

"No Billy, it's my Rectum Ranger"

by D'Licious January 21, 2003

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Really energetic nature applicants (R,E,N,A)

There is a Rectum Ranger in the woods over there

by Wack tush June 24, 2019

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