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One who goes on voyages in another mans ass. Usally on a boyscout trip.
<h1>Man Aj is such a rectum ranger. The way he looks at those boys.
by Brickman March 20, 2003
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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One who follows the Code of the Rectum and fights the evil forces of dingleberries!
Only one man can save us now....the Rectum Ranger!
by Homosexual Cowboy man November 29, 2002
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One who defends the rectum or anal canal.
I will fulfill my duty as Sabrina's Rectum Ranger.
by King vYBZE December 08, 2016
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The term often used for a middle aged man who engages in same sex endeavours.
jonno is often seen frequenting men only bars, its been said that hes a know rectum ranger
by hes a right uphill gardener February 22, 2019
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(noun) Someone who rapes another person in the ass.

Other examples include "Butt pirate" and "Ass Explorer
-"I was attacked by a large, creepy, rectum ranger."
by Chili_Dawg June 26, 2006
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