Urban Dictionary: rectal rocket

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Hamburgers from White Castle. Also known as "sliders".

I ran to the shitter and blew major ass all over because of the rectal rockets from an hour earlier.

by Scud September 12, 2003

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A class of US citizen that receives all their news from the National Public Radio, or NPR, and no other sources. See: shit-lib, NPC, or SWPL (white educated liberal bohemian).

This personality is the counterpart of an American who is addicted to Fox News. Both demographics fail to cultivate objective opinions due to a biased media diet. This is to no fault of both groups; it's the result of the USA's piss-poor journalistic standards, ethics and values.

Josie is such a NPR-American, all her political knowledge is from sound bites on her morning commute to work. She has no reason to be so smug.

by monkeylabor September 12, 2021

rectal rocket

When your penis is _quickly_ thrusted in someone's anus, it becomes a rectal rocket

"Dayum! Joe's cock was a rectal rocket last night!" - Jane

by SuperSonicX September 18, 2005

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Rectal Rocket

A rectal rocket is when a constipated individual uses a bottle rocket to "blast" the poopbout of his anus.

Person a. Dah hell you doin with dat rocket person b. Uses it to rectal rocket the shit out person a. ...dah fuck Is wrong wit u?!!

by don wellington a November 28, 2009

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rectal rocket

Term used for thermometer inserted in the anus.

If you don't stay hydrated, the first thing our medical staff with do is take your temperature. To do this, they use something called "the rectal rocket."

by ChadwickTheBeta July 18, 2015

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