Well, I reckon I drove to the bar in my run down truck & my broken heart won't cost as much to fix...
by GlazeHer April 18, 2017
A PVP based MMORPG in which players choose characters from the Warhammer table top universe and play with and against other players. It also have been cited to bear many similarities to the game WoW, giving it the nickname, WoWhammer. This game is also known as WAR.
by Lolgasmo February 16, 2009
When counting from one to five does not give you the results you want... the five fingers turn into a fist, that is then shoved up the ass, to the elbow.
Jason: I’ll get off Facebook in a minute
Adrienne: One
Jason: Give me just a...
Adrienne: Two, three, four...
Jason: Damn it woman...
Adrienne: Five... Trigger pulled... Five-Finger Reckoning... time to feel my elbow.
Adrienne: One
Jason: Give me just a...
Adrienne: Two, three, four...
Jason: Damn it woman...
Adrienne: Five... Trigger pulled... Five-Finger Reckoning... time to feel my elbow.
by Adrienne Adele October 15, 2019
Hitting that golden age of 23, you and your subpar friend group from bumcum Alabama think you deserve private yacht parties with NBA players. Your life purpose becomes using cardi-b lyrics to articulate your lifestyle, one-upping your shitty friend group by flexing your ex-frat boyfriends' jobs, money, relationship, etc. This event is more annoying for most men due to fat girls' standards being high for the only sake of them appearing as a "bad bi*ch," and your girlfriend flipping a switch and pressuring you to buy a house/propose to her because ice spice's song said she's a "queen." Is it alcohol? Is it being homeless after college didn't make you a millionaire? Who knows, but most girls seem to flip the switch at around 22-24 years old. If you have a girl who hasn't, keep her at all costs.
My girlfriend's friend group must be going through the "treash reckoning phase", her ugly friends keep calling me a "5 figure ni**a" and telling me to get a better car because my girl deserves "better."
by Literate Stud February 17, 2023
The same as itchy beard.
by Andrew Catchpole August 24, 2007
An idiotic saying my fellow australian co worker uses when I make a snide comment that he doesn't understand or offends him. This is a form of sarcasm to hide his true inadequacy as an Australian.
by tsells August 8, 2006
Either somebody who reckons or somebody who plays gambit lots, they often reckon that they hate gambit but actually enjoy it
by CykaBlytx on insta March 30, 2021