noun: the new disease. Much like chronic bronchitis that can take months, even years to go away.

The new excuse to not do anything. This is the act of excluding yourself from social activities because you simply just can't afford it.

see also: recessionista

The lack of biddies( hot women) in a certain area over a given amount of time.

The shittiest school break ever. Its incredibly short and you are back to pain and misery after that short period of time.

Recession is when you go to the market and could not buy anything because of bad government management

to slowly recover from the downfall of the economy, due to lack of leadership in the US.

Where a person takes any job to withstand the economic downturn even though its not what they enjoy doing.

Recession sex is when you are so strapped for cash, that you resort to buying generic KY Jelly for lubrication!