Fat rich people telling poor hungry people they need to lose weight.

Literally everyone, ever. Including the writer of this definition.

Two successive quarterly declines in GDP

Recession is the decline in a country's gross domestic product (GDP), or negative real economic growth, for two or more successive quarters of a year. The term recession, however, has been utilized in recent decades by politicians to distort the economic outlook and reframe in more positive terms rather than have to address the looming economic depression.

Adjective. Used to describe anything stingy or lacking.

1) the term that people use for a depression when they are trying to avoid the fact that it actually is a depression
2) when the economy sucks relly bad and you can't find a job because old people are working

An excuse for people not to pay debts they owe.