by Clint G March 20, 2006
A wiki, usually on Miraheze, who’s goal is to criticize cetaint media like Games, Movies, Websites, TV shows, etc. Stirs up controversey from other people who cant handle Criticism
by ReceptionWikiEditor March 23, 2019
The process of impregnating your lady without actual intercourse. She's lays spread eagle in front of you while you masturbate. Once finished, you unload in your hand and proceed to throw your load on her.
My wife and I have practiced abstinence for the last 7 years.
Don't you have a 4 year old? How'd that happen?
Immaculate Reception!
Don't you have a 4 year old? How'd that happen?
Immaculate Reception!
by Red Bearded Stranger July 11, 2011
Is when you poop and you go to wipe your butt but the toilet paper comes back clean on your first wipe.
It's a good thing I had an immaculate reception because there was only three squares left on the roll.
by Kiloh Jonson July 17, 2007
When you haven’t seen your significant other in a long time so you wait for him/her with open arms and your cock flopping around in the wind waiting to release the build up of splooge all over their face or tits.
Tyrant: I hate the fact that my girlfriend lives on campuss cause I never bang and always have to wack my lil pecker.
Big Easy: when she cums home you should throw her a nice welcum reception and shower her with tiny little pearly white gifts!
Big Easy: when she cums home you should throw her a nice welcum reception and shower her with tiny little pearly white gifts!
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm August 23, 2019
A word refering to a garabage can, or similar, wich you would put your garbage into. Most people who use this are either nerds, or know-it-alls.
person 1: Be sure to throw your garbage into the trash receptical
person 2: seriously, who actualy sais that?
person 2: seriously, who actualy sais that?
by Ryo_kitsune March 14, 2010
Inmate - “I only have one bar when I’m storing my cell in the ol ass holio during the day, must be the shitty reception “
by Elwipfo July 22, 2018

