The two reasons to cook are 1) so you can eat meals besides berries, veggies, and beans. 2) And to lick the bowl
There’s the two reasons to cook but I only cook for 1 reason, to lick the bowl.
by Maxiiboi November 23, 2019
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The best Netflix series ever made, about a girl who commits suiced before the movie started. She, Hannah Baker, records thirteen tapes of herself before she kills herself, and there are thirteen different people that were supposed to be the reason that se died. the person that we get to follow is Clay Jensen, who was good friends with Hannah, who died. Clay tries to find out why he and the others are the reasons she died.
Have you seen the series " thirteen reasons why" on Netflix?

Yeah, its the best, such a good serie!
by lolwhaaaaat April 09, 2017
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Toddlers reasoning is when two or more people go way out of hand just to win a fight/roleplay to where everything goes to nonsense and very annoying
Kid 1: hah I've got you with this laser gun
Kid 2: well I've got a force field
Kid 1: well these are force field breaking lasers
Kid 2: well I have a force field that resists against force field breaking lasers

KID 1: well I have a sword that breaks force field breaking laser resistant force fields

I step in
Me: stop using toddler's reasoning

Kid 1: why should I
Me: because it's annoying
by Kollando February 28, 2018
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young humanoid subjects learning life and humanity right now as we are reading this very for no long reason text that is probably wasting your time is another meaning of your fucked while your leaving most of your not needed but meaningful life span behind.
"young humanoid subjects learning life and humanity right now as we are reading this very for no long reason text that is probbly wasting your time" the author told the readers while they where regretting there life choices
by UwuDirtyPotato November 23, 2020
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