Urban Dictionary: ream

hey man.

you are definatlye reams man.

thanks dude

by JDKJFLSKJFLD October 15, 2007

1. To be so blatantly disrespected it is as if you were sodomized by a twelve inch strap-on with absolutely no lubricant involved.
2. To take all your pent up anger and frustration out on an unsuspecting victim.

Did you guys see that last reamail Johnny sent? He was reaming me for not cleaning up the studio properly. I've been walking around funny all day because I got reamed so hard by him. I don't know how soon I'll be fully recovered. My rectum is still raw, gaping and loose. Help, I've been officially #reamed.

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As I know this word among lesbians and bisexuals it means licking and kissing your lover's ass and probing their asshole with your tongue -- not to prepare for intercourse but as a beautiful sex act in itself.

Mmm! Your ass feels so good to my face and tastes so good! I love reaming you!

by lez-boy April 17, 2007

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To fuck, have sex with

Jon: Yo did you ever get with that girl?
Max: Yea man
Jon: You reams?
Max: Of Course

by Matty Pro April 25, 2007

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To lubricate and perpare an ass for anal intercourse.

He reamed her ass with his toungue before laying pipe to it.

by itsjussme February 28, 2004

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The word ream is derived from the egyptians, it is believed to mean a whale's vagina.

The actual definition is: To completely dominate or own somebody beyond belief.

"Damn i totally REAMED you in that race the other day" or "I reamed that guy in a fight"

by Jeff March 01, 2005

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to explain anything bad

If u had a car crash, u have got the ream. Ya mum got the ream driving home!

by Ya mum! September 29, 2003

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