"Go Real Estate On Your Ass" is another way to threaten someone with violence. It stems from a clip on MadTV, in which people get rich by threatening to attack home owners with a machete, unless the home owner gives the attacker their house.
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Regular Person: You knock it off or I'll go real estate on your ass!
Gangster: Y'all better cut the shit yo, or I be goin' real estate on yo @$$. Yo.
Gangster: Y'all better cut the shit yo, or I be goin' real estate on yo @$$. Yo.
by Jesesus B' Me May 04, 2010
A term that Brisker uses when he is playing basketball and gains total control under neath the hoop usually scoring easily on the defender in the paint.
by AppleSauce21 January 08, 2019
Real estate experts/people involved in real estate want to tell peole what to do and how to do it, but also pretend to be one of them.
by VinegarDude June 04, 2021
A crisis makes a lot of people a lot of money. You would think people looking to make money in real estate would want a crisis to go on for a while, to get more and more people paranoid enough to buy houses spaced a half mile apart somewhere.
The virus crisis is something people involved in real estate love, but it's going to fuck traffic up in areas that were once out in the country for everyone else, including the people moving out to these areas from densely crowded cities.
by Solid Mantis November 25, 2020
A property manager or investor who after purchasing property, contrary to the traditional approach of renting it out, burns it to the ground for the insurance money.
by Lebron is a hater October 13, 2020
Real estate lead generation is the marketing process of stimulating interest in a product or service for the purpose of developing a sales pipeline. ... The goal of a successful real estate agents' lead generation campaign is to turn a lead into a prospect, then a client, and finally a closed client.
Norman Szobotka has an agent-to-agent real estate lead generation program. He only charges when you get a close.
by haleytherealtor February 12, 2021

