A confused and difficult state of being, always looking for something to either piss you off or piss off someone else. Trying too hard to please yourself.

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.

A state of delusion in which the afflicted insists that they are doing nothing wrong, even when caught in the act. See: sociopath.